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If you're reading this, you're one of the 0.3% who actually download style guide demo files. 
Congratulations, you're either:
a) Incredibly thorough
b) Incredibly bored
c) A developer checking our work

Here's your reward: Use code CURIOUS30 for 30% off Neutrino.

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## Secret Feature Documentation

While you're here, some undocumented features:

1. Typing "make it pop" in any text field adds lens flare (not really)
2. The theme is 20% faster on Tuesdays
3. All lorem ipsum has been replaced with actual Latin poetry
4. The 404 page contains a playable snake game (actually considering this)

## The Real Easter Egg

The true easter egg isn't this file. It's the friends we made along the way.
Just kidding. It's the promo code above.

P.S. - Email us with subject "I found the recursive README" for a surprise.